Archive for March, 2010


My mother was born in Texas, so it pains me when other Texans leave the impression that there must be something in the water there to make government officials behave the way they sometimes do. One Texan who is not my mother, but happens to be a member of the Texas Board of Education, says he “reject(s) the notion of a constitutional separation of church and state.” David Bradley says that’s something the political left wing just made up to try and stop people like him from requiring the history and science textbooks to teach that evolution is bunk and it only took six days for God to create people as fully developed as he is. He doesn’t indicate what that mental and physical development looks like exactly, only that it’s full.

“I have $1000,” David Bradley boasts, “for the charity of your choice if you can find it in the Constitution.”

Well, it’s right there in the first sixteen words of Amendment I to that document: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.”

To anyone with the intellectual acuity to understand those words (like the Supreme Court justices who have interpreted them through numerous decisions), separation of church and state is established Constitutional principle.

I suspect Mr. Bradley’s $1000, though, is quite safe.

I don’t know: maybe we should call in the FBI. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas is just…missing. There’s a fairly large Clarence Thomas doll they prop up on the Supreme Bench, but even a Chatty Cathy talks. The Clarence Thomas doll doesn’t talk.

Justice Thomas is supposedly an advocate of the Second Amendment. That’s the one where ordinary people get to pretend they’re members of a state militia. But in a widely hyped Second Amendment case heard today — McDonald v. Chicago — Clarence Thomas didn’t fire a single shot. Not even a blank.

Perusing the transcript, you see Justice Scalia (who really likes to talk) mentioned 52 times; Chief Justice Roberts 30 times; Justice Breyer 19; Justices Kennedy and Ginsburg 16 times each; Justice Stevens 15; Justice Alito nine; and Justice Sotomayor 8.

Justice Thomas is mentioned…no times. Zero. On tape, you can’t even hear him breathing. He has a reputation for keeping quiet, but this is spooky.

Somewhere out in space, aliens are studying our justice system up close and personal. I’m not saying we want him back, but it would be nice to fill that swell Supreme Court ninth seat with someone who’ll offer a comment from time to time — even if that someone is just a talking doll.